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Christopher John Albright is an American former professional soccer player and current general manager for Major League Soccer club FC Cincinnati.
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Rent-A-Girlfriend is an anime television series adapted from the manga series of the same title written by Reiji Miyajima. The third season features Shinya Une replacing Kazuomi Koga as director. It aired from July 8 to September 30, 2023. The opening theme is \"Renai Miri Film\" by Halca. Amber's performed the first ending theme \"End Roll\" (エンドロール) from episodes 25–31 and 34–36, and the second ending theme \"End Roll \" from episodes 32–33. The third season adapts volumes thirteen to nineteen of the manga.
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