{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}
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William Henry Kepner was an American businessman, public organizer, and politician who served as the first elected Mayor of Harrisburg, Pennsylvania.
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{"slip": { "id": 135, "advice": "If you want to be happily married, marry a happy person."}}
{"slip": { "id": 169, "advice": "Do something selfless."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 27, "advice": "Don't wear clean trousers when walking your dog in the park."}}
{"slip": { "id": 49, "advice": "A long walk alone with some time to think, can work wonders."}}
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