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Choose to Love, Live or Die is a four-track EP by Australian metalcore band, I Killed the Prom Queen, which was released in 2002. By September that year the title track was recommended listening on Three D Radio.
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333 Stroud Road is a former farmhouse on Stroud Road, Tuffley, Gloucester. It became a Grade II listed building on 12 March 1973.
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